The Gensokyo Quote Thread

[Arsen]

<Syanhai> But if you're wondering if I got into a relationship where I was uke, then, yes.
<Syanhai> And that's pretty much all of them~
<Ruka> Or if it took the semester for the be played the the ukelele
<Syanhai> But the thing is, I like turning seme girls into uke~
<Ruka> Crap...
* Arsen facepalms
<Ruka> ......
<Arsen> <Ruka> Or if it took the semester for the be played the the ukelele
<LMAbacus> That is shocking in its incomprehensibility.

[Jiu]

Aw man, I must have been doing something else when that happened.
Kinda a few days old but meh, might as well put this up.
[20:35] <@Yukari-sama> AND YOU'RE ANOTHER.
[20:35] <%Ruka> WHAT DID I DO!?
[20:35] <Taishyr> I didn't do it!
[20:35] <Trefle> what did I say?
[20:35] <Jiu> IT'S NOT MY FAULT
[20:35] <@Yukari-sama> A likely story.
[20:35] <LMAbacus> Wow...that was most impressive.
[20:36] <Jiu> That was so random

[C.G.]

<CG> Hatbot, give me a cookie.
<Hatbot> Are you sure, CG?
<CG> <_<
<LMAbacus> You are clearly woefully bad at manipulating Hatbot, CG.
<CG> That, or he needs a upgrade.
<CG> Hatbot, can I be your new master?
<Hatbot> It is decidedly so, CG.
<CG> ... Hmm. I think I'll teach him how to throw bombs.
* CG gives Hatbot a bomb
<CG> Hatbot, throw the bomb at someone.
<Hatbot> Are you sure, CG?
<CG> Yes, throw the bomb, Hatbot.
<Hatbot> You never spoke a truer word, CG.
<CG> ... throw the bomb, Hatbot.
<Hatbot> And on an unrelated note, you won't shut up, CG.
* Hatbot explodes.
<CG> ...
* Trefle spits drink.
<Mima> Mission complete.
<Solamarle> Amazing.
<Benny1> it appears CG manipulated hatbot fine
<CG> Looks like it.

[Rukaroa]

[14:39] * ChanServ sets mode: +h Ruka
[14:40] * Ruka is now known as Ruka-kids
[14:40] * Trefle spits drink.
[14:40] <Trefle> c-congratulations.
[14:40] <Yukari-sama> Ruka's been busy and didn't tell anyone, it seems.
[14:40] * Ruka-kids wonders if he should explain himself
[14:40] <Trefle> no, no- I understand.
[14:41] * Trefle folds arms and nods.
[14:41] <Ruka-kids> The eldest is a handful
[14:41] <Hello-Jumpluff> ...
[14:41] <Hello-Jumpluff> WHAT RUKA IS A MOMMY?
[14:41] <Jiu> Since when...

[Wong]

<Komachi> d100 for chances of Arsen being a yandere
* Hatbot --> "Komachi rolls d100 for chances of Arsen being a yandere and gets 37." [d100=37]
<Komachi> About a third, then.
* Arsen throws Komachi off the cliff
* Yakumo hands Arsen a Holy Hand Grenade.
<Syanhai> Arsen is tsundere. Not yandere.
<Syanhai> Not as tsundere as Trefle though.
* Arsen throws the Hold Hand Grenade to Wong
<Arsen> *Holy
<Komachi> d100 for chances of Arsen being a tsundere, then
* Hatbot --> "Komachi rolls d100 for chances of Arsen being a tsundere, then and gets 80." [d100=80]
<Syanhai> There we go.
<Arsen> USO DAAAA
<Syanhai> d100 for chances of Trefle being tsundere.
* Hatbot --> "Syanhai rolls d100 for chances of Trefle being tsundere. and gets 89." [d100=89]
<Syanhai> See?
<Komachi> .......
<Komachi> WOW.
<Arsen> Whoa
* Komachi bows to the great Hatbot
<Trefle> you're all toast

[Akira]

I must apologize for the length, but this was perhaps one of the greatest days in Gensokyo's history. This is one for posterity.

* Syanhai is mandere.
 <Syanhai> MANdere.
 <Solamarle> Yes.  Yes Wong is.
 <Komachi> ...
 <Ruka> d100 for Wong Mandere
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "Ruka rolls d100 for Wong Mandere and gets 41." [d100=41]
 <Ruka> Not quite
 <Solamarle> d100 for Wong MANdere
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "Solamarle rolls d100 for Wong MANdere and gets 39." [d100=39]
 * Komachi looks at Wong, then goes to install Maple Story.
 <Ruka> Ever worse
 <Solamarle> Hatbot, you disappoint me.
 <Hello-Alegrias> I think Mandere is a different tier altogether.
 <Hatbot> Uh-huh. Does this dress make me look fat, Solamarle?
 <Hello-Alegrias> Wong is just Wongdere.
 <Solamarle> Yes.
 <Syanhai> GODDAMN
 <Akira> How does that even work
 * ^^flandre^^ pets syanhaidoll <3
 <Akira> >_>
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "Ruka rolls d100 for Wong being a girl and gets 89." [d100=89]
 <Akira> I knew it.
 <Komachi> !!
 <Akira> I FUCKING KNEW IT.
 <Akira> That's why he won't use a headphone for mahjong :V
 * Solamarle dies
 <Hello-Alegrias> 89% girl, 100% pretty!
 <Syanhai> GODDAMN
 <Komachi> d100 for Komachi being insane
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "Komachi rolls d100 for Komachi being insane and gets 62." [d100=62]
 <Solamarle> You can't escape it.
 <CG> <<
 <Hello-Alegrias> (Where do the other 11% go?)
 <Komachi> Little above average?
 <Akira> d100 for Wong being pretty.
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "Akira rolls d100 for Wong being pretty. and gets 34." [d100=34]
 <Akira> >>;;
 <Syanhai> Hah.
 <Hello-Alegrias> I guess the other 11% go into lesbiandere.
 <Akira> Hatbot, stop lying.
 <Hatbot> You've got to be kidding, Akira!
 <Akira> No, I'm not kidding, Hatbot.
 <Hatbot> That's just plain impossible, Akira!
 <CG> d100 for C.G.'s survival rate in Gensokyo
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "CG rolls d100 for C.G.'s survival rate in Gensokyo and gets 80." [d100=80]
 <Komachi> d100 for Komachi finishing FAQ this week
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "Komachi rolls d100 for Komachi finishing FAQ this week and gets 64." [d100=64]
 <Hello-Alegrias> That just makes you an ugly girl, though, Wong.
 <CG> Uff, still high.
 <Akira> Hatbot is lying.
 <Komachi> That's rather unrealistically high. Oh, and hey, Pilpsie.
 <CG> d100 for Hatbot's chances of lying.
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "CG rolls d100 for Hatbot's chances of lying. and gets 64." [d100=64]
 <LMAbacus> Hello.
 <Hello-Alegrias> d9999 to test how handsome will Wong's husband be
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "Hello-Alegrias rolls d9999 to test how handsome will Wong's husband be and gets 5226." [d9999=5226]
 <Syanhai> e_e
 <Hello-Alegrias> Ho-hum, but above average.
 <Ruka> Is that kinda in the middle?
 <LMAbacus> First day of what turned out to be non-work for me.
 <CG> d10 to determinate how many children Wong will have
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "CG rolls d10 to determinate how many children Wong will have and gets 2." [d10=2]
 <Akira> d9999 to determine the absolute hotness of Mannosuke.
 <Ruka> Average
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "Akira rolls d9999 to determine the absolute hotness of Mannosuke. and gets 4678." [d9999=4678]
 <Akira> Okay.
 <Akira> So Wong's safe.
 <Akira> For now.
 <Akira> >>;
 <Hello-Alegrias> d999 to determine how strong will Wong be on labor
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "Hello-Alegrias rolls d999 to determine how strong will Wong be on labor and gets 997." [d999=997]
 <Hello-Alegrias> ...
 <Akira> ....
 <Ruka> X_x
 <CG> ...
 <Hello-Alegrias> WELL.
 * Syanhai chokes.
 <Akira> This afternoon's conversation is going into the quote page. ALL of it.
 <Hello-Alegrias> Be thankful you weren't born in medieval times, Wong.
 <LMAbacus> -What- was your question?
 <Hello-Alegrias> You'd be a baby-making machine otherwise.
 <LMAbacus> You mean during labor?
 <Komachi> ....
 <Hello-Alegrias> Yes.
 <Syanhai> So long as it isn't my cousin.
 <Komachi> Mmm.. Just one more, then.
 <Komachi> d100 for Ruka marrying Flan any time soon
 <CG> this conversation just went down to hell.
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "Komachi rolls d100 for Ruka marrying Flan any time soon and gets 45." [d100=45]
 <Ruka> Told ya
 <Syanhai> Awwww.
 <CG> ... ah, what the heck.
 <Solamarle> Aww.
 <CG> d100 for WongxMannosuke
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "CG rolls d100 for WongxMannosuke and gets 96." [d100=96]
 <Komachi> Might have to wait a bit more, Flan.
 <Akira> d100 for the survivability rate of Wong during labor
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "Akira rolls d100 for the survivability rate of Wong during labor and gets 13." [d100=13]
 <Syanhai> Haha.
 <LMAbacus> Looks like too many average responses.
 <Hello-Alegrias> Just means you'll be engaged for longer, Ruka.
 <Komachi> ........................
 <Akira> Ouch.
 <^^flandre^^> <3 rukas anyways!
 * Solamarle dies
 <CG> ... ... ...
 <Ruka> <3 flan anyways too
 <Komachi> 96.
 <Komachi> Wow.
 <Akira> But wait.
 <Hello-Alegrias> Poor Solamarle was a frail mother.
 <Akira> That doesn't compute.
 <Akira> His husband was 5000+
 <Solamarle> Indeed T_T
 <Akira> and Mannosuke was under 5000.
 <LMAbacus> How can Mannosuke with any other male compute?
 <Syanhai> d100 for Ruka not marrying Flan but having lots of kids
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "Syanhai rolls d100 for Ruka not marrying Flan but having lots of kids and gets 66." [d100=66]
 <Akira> Oh
 <Akira> LMAbacus: Wong's a woman.
 <Ruka> O_o
 <^^flandre^^> o_o
 <Akira> We've established this already.
 <CG> Akira, I believe noone's brain is working properly right now to understand what does compute, and what does not compute.
 <Solamarle> Well, naturally a vampire would live in sin.
 <Akira> It's fine, CG. We'll just roll with it. >_>
 <CG> d100 AkiraxWong
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "CG rolls d100 AkiraxWong and gets 58." [d100=58]
 <CG> uh, lucky.
 <^^flandre^^> !!!
 <Akira> d100 for Ruka actually being in love with Aki
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "Akira rolls d100 for Ruka actually being in love with Aki and gets 86." [d100=86]
 <Akira> OHOHOHOHOHO
 <Ruka> LIES!
 <Akira> I ALWAYS KNEW IT, RUKA
 <CG> AHAHAHAH
 <Komachi> d100 TreflexArsen
 <Hello-Alegrias> ... so.
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "Komachi rolls d100 TreflexArsen and gets 72." [d100=72]
 <CG> d100 for Ruka and Aki getting married -right now-
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "CG rolls d100 for Ruka and Aki getting married -right now- and gets 89." [d100=89]
 <Hello-Alegrias> We have a Ruka/Beans/Akira three-way?
 * Ruka chainsaws Hatbot
 <CG> looks so.
 <Akira> Ruka.
 <Komachi> Okay, let's start.
 <Akira> Wait.
 <Syanhai> d100 for Arsen being the seme
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "Syanhai rolls d100 for Arsen being the seme and gets 38." [d100=38]
 <Syanhai> Wow.
 <Syanhai> That's low.
 <Akira> Last time I checked I was married to Fia. <_<
 <Akira> Details, details.
 <Syanhai> d100 for Trefle being the seme
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "Syanhai rolls d100 for Trefle being the seme and gets 100." [d100=100]
 <Syanhai> ...
 <Akira> ROFL
 <Ruka> O_o
 <Komachi> !!!!!
 <CG> ...
 <Hello-Alegrias> Fia is a free spirit of the - 
 <Solamarle> Well, it's just like that Tako comic.
 <Hello-Alegrias> ...
 <Akira> d100 for Trefle not actually being tsundere
 <Hatbot>
ACTION --> "Akira rolls d100 for Trefle not actually being tsundere and gets 33." [d100=33]
 <Komachi> CHEERS, HATBOT.
 <Hello-Alegrias> WHERE IS TREFLE WHEN YOU NEED HER TO BE A BAKING WHIRLWIND OF DEATH.
 <Ranmilia> Do we need deathspin?
 <Hello-Alegrias> Depends.
 <Komachi> I'm with Akira. This whole conversation's going into quote. >_>
 <Hello-Alegrias> Do you still miss Chen?
 <CG> I feel like we all just had a good portion of sake, beer and Porto's wine. All mixed together.
 <Ruka> That would be a weird flavor
 <CG> weird like us?

[Mokou]

[13:36:05] <DrmChsr0> I APPROVE OF RAPE :V
[13:36:06] <Syanhai> Like cake, I'm sure~

[Arsen]

Miracle occasionally happened in #Gensokyo

* Koma eyes Arsen.
<Arsen> >_>
* Koma is glad Tref's not here to see me doing that.
* Trefle has joined #gensokyo
* Arsen coughs
<Yuugi-Hoshiguma> Well, it's not like she needs the pr-
* Yuugi-Hoshiguma spits beer
* Syanhai spits drink.
<Arsen> Ha!
* Yuugi-Hoshiguma dies
* Yuugi-Hoshiguma dies
* Yuugi-Hoshiguma dies
<Koma> ....
<Yakumo> o.O
<Yakumo> O.o
<Koma> You can't be serious.
<Arsen> It's real.
* Yuugi-Hoshiguma eyes Komachi
<Syanhai> H-hello, T-Trefle.

[C.G.]

Hatbot shenanigans.

<AhKi> Hatbot, everyone hates you. What say you?
<Hatbot> The answer is blowing in the wind.
* Mima has quit IRC
<AhKi>
<CG> Hatbot, dance!
<Hatbot> Are you sure, CG?
<AhKi> Yes, Hatbot. CG is sure.
<AhKi> boo.
* PamelaIbis pokes Hatbot.
* Hatbot looks mildly surprised as PamelaIbis explodes.
<PamelaIbis> Ow.
<AhKi> Hatbot, you're grounded. Go to your room.
<Hatbot> Pfft, as if I care.
<AhKi> Don't take that tone with me, young man!!
<Jiu> Antimatter?
<CG> Ahah
<CG> Hatbot, do your homework!
<Hatbot> Are you sure, CG?
* Mima has joined #gensokyo
<AhKi> Hatbot, don't make me take off my belt.
<Hatbot> And on an unrelated note, you won't shut up, AhKi.
<AhKi> That's it, young man, no TV for a week.
<Jiu> Hatbot, I love you.
<Hatbot> I couldn't agree more, Jiu.
<CG> Hatbot, do what AhKi says.
<Hatbot> Are you sure, CG?
<CG> ...
<Jiu> Hatbot, don't do what AhKi says.
<Hatbot> Pfft, as if I care.
<AhKi> Grounded, forever.



<AhKi> But not as much as Hatbot, when I take away your iPod for a week. And no friends either.
<AhKi> No, a MONTH!
<CG> see what happens when you don't obey to AhKi, Hatbot?
<Hatbot> In precisely 4 hours, 35 minutes and 46 seconds.
<CG> ...
<ragetorowillslaughtermillions> >_>
<AhKi> That smart mouth is going to get you fired in the real world, mister.
<CG> Hatbot, why are you so mean to me?
<Hatbot> The earth exerts a gravitational force of 9.8 m/(s^2), which in turn accelerates any object... wait, what was the question again?
<CG> ... ... ...
* CG cries in a corner
<AhKi> Hatbot, you know I only do this because I love you and I want to see you grow up to be a happy adult.
<Hatbot> Whose stash did you raid, AhKi?
<AhKi> XDXD
<AhKi> I can't even take that seriously.


<CG> Hatbot, how do we stop Beany from singing?
<Hatbot> I don't do science questions, CG.
<Beany_cat> HA

[Jiu]

It's long, really long.
So I attached it on a text file, the horrible.

[Solamarle]

Gentlemen.


<Dan_Maku> SO DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THE ARGUMENT MARISA AND REIMU SAID ABOUT PLAY STRATEGY?
<Dan_Maku> MARISA WAS ALL "YOU SHOULD BOMB ALL THE TIME, ZE"
<AhKi> Where dan makes a bad pun?!
<Dan_Maku> BUT REIMU SAID "IF YOU DO THAT, THEN YOU LEAVE ME NO OPTION."

<Dan_Maku> SO JIU'S PRETTY GOOD WHEN HE PLAYS WITH THAT SAIGYOUJI GIRL AT SWR, ISN'T HE?
<Ars> Don't you dare.
<Dan_Maku> I GUESS IT'S A REAL JIU-YOU-K.O.

<Dan_Maku> SO I GUESS THE BEST PHYSICIAN IN THE WORLD IS DOCTOR YAKOGORO AT EIENTEI
<Dan_Maku> WHENEVER SHE GIVES A DIAGNOSIS SHE SAYS "EIRIN THE SIDE OF CAUTION"
<Beany_cat> YOU'RE OFF MY MEILING LIST, DAN

<Ranmilia> YOU KNOW AYA CAN NEVER WRITE A GOOD ARTICLE ABOUT THE YAKUMO FAMILY.
<Ranmilia> THERE'S ALWAYS TOO MUCH SPIN.
<Lunchmaku> SO I GUESS THE YAKUMOS REALLY LIKE THEIR MAHJONG
<Lunchmaku> BUT RAN IS BEST OF ALL.
<Ranmilia> AND SO MANY GAPS IT'S LIKE SHE'S JUST SPINNING TALES.
<Lunchmaku> SHE'S ALWAYS ON A WINNING STREAK.

<Ranmilia> WHEN ZUN UPDATES SA, HE NEEDS TO MAKE MARISA B SWITCH OPTIONS FASTER.
<Ranmilia> RIGHT NOW WE'RE ALL JUST WAITING FOR PATCH.

<Ranmilia> I LIKE HOW ORIN IS CONNECTED TO THE OTHER NEW CHARACTERS, BUT SOMEHOW...
<Lunchmaku> INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE okay that wasn't even a pun
<Ranmilia> IT STILL FEELS LIKE ZUN'S BOSS DESIGNS ARE A LA CARTE

<Ranmilia> SO THE WHOLE PLOT OF SA ISN'T ABOUT MORIYA OR ELECTRICITY AT ALL, IT'S ABOUT UTSUHO GAINING TOO MUCH POWER AND DECIDING TO USE IT FOR ILL.
<Lunchmaku> SO ALEX, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY HER INTENTIONS WEREN'T VERY CHERNOBYL?
<Beany_cat> AhKi, I'm fairly certain you didn't post the right IP
<Ars> FFFFF.
<Lunchmaku> Geiger? I hardly know her.
<Ranmilia> BUT ORIN'S LOVE FOR HER FRIEND IS SO IMMENSE THAT SHE SENDS SPIRITS TO THE SURFACE TO ATTRACT SOMEONE TO STOP HER.
<Ranmilia> HER FEELINGS ARE OVER 110 MILLION, BUT IT'S OKUU'S SIN, MAN.

<Ranmilia> SO I HEAR SHIKI GOT MAD AT KOMACHI THE OTHER DAY BECAUSE HER BODICE WAS TOO TIGHT FOR THE WORKPLACE.
<Ranmilia> KOMACHI SAID SHE DID IT UP THAT WAY HERSELF, SO SHIKI MADE HER USE HER SCYTHE TO CUT IT LOOSER.
<Ranmilia> SHIKI COULD HAVE DONE IT HERSELF, BUT KOMACHI HAD TO REAP WHAT SHE SEWED.
<Dan_Makumo> SO I GUESS SIKIEKI TEACHES MARTIAL ARTS ON THE SIDE
<Doyero> :|||||||||||||||||||||
<Dan_Makumo> SHE'S A GRANDMASTER OF TAI KYAN DO

<Dan_Makumo> SO I GUESS EIRIN'S TEACHING ARCHERY TO SUWAKO
<Kilgamyon> SO EIRIN GRABBED HER APPRENTICE BY THE EARS AND TOOK HER ON A TOUR OF THE BAMBOO FOREST
<Dan_Makumo> SHE'S A PRODIGY WITH A BOW AND KERO
<Kilgamyon> UNTIL MOKOU STOPPED HER AND ARRESTED HER FOR DRAG REISEN

(Yes, those really happened basically simultaneously.)

<Dan_Makumo> SO YUYUKO'S TRYING TO TEACH RUMIA HOW TO PLAY MAHJONG
<Jiu> NO MORE
<Dan_Makumo> THE LITTLE YOUKAI LOOKED AT THE PIECES AND SAID "IS THAT SOU?"

<Dan_Makumo> SO I GUESS KANAKO AND SUWAKO HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE
<Benny1> I HEAR WRIGGLE AND MYSTIA STARTED A BUSINESS.  MYSTIA MAKES THEM BLIND< AND WRIGGLE USES HER LIGHTS TO GUIDE THEM AROUND
<Benny1> I GUESS WRIGGLE GOT THE REAR END OF THE JOB
<Dan_Makumo> I WAS GOING TO ASK KANAKO ABOUT IT BUT SHE HAD A FROG IN HER THROAT

<Kilgamyon> SO SAKUYA MADE CUSTARD TARTS FOR DESSERT ONE NIGHT
<Kilgamyon> BUT PATCHY GRABBED THEM AND THREW THEM AT EVERYONE, HITTING BOTH SCARLETS IN THE FACE
<Kilgamyon> REMILIA GOT MAD AND ASKED "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LITTLE SISTER?"
<Kilgamyon> PATCHY SAID "I FLAN'D HER"

<Dan_Makumo> SO DID YOU HEAR THE PRISMRIVERS GOT DRAFTED?
<Kilgamyon> The best ones are the ones you can't figure out before the punchline hits, though.
<Kilgamyon> If you know where it's going it's not nearly as painful
<Dan_Makumo> LUNASA SENT THE OTHER TWO AHEAD AND SAID "YOU GO FIRST, I'LL BRING UP THE REAR"

<Dan_Makumo> SO DID YOU HEAR THAT MEILING, YUYUKO, YUKARI, EIRIN, AND KANAKO PLAY POOL?
<Dan_Makumo> THEY'VE GOT A GREAT RACK.
<Ars> Forgot Komachi.
<Doyero> and yuugi
<Ranmilia> KOMACHI PREFERS CARDS, BUT I HEAR HER DECK IS STACKED.

<Doyero> yuugi would make a poor DJ
<Jiu> Why did this punnery start?
<Akira> <_<
<Doyero> her beats would NOT EVEN DROP

<Dan_Makumo> SO I GUESS OF ALL THE GIRLS, EX-KEINE IS BEST AT GRAZING
<Doyero> UGH
<Dan_Makumo> I GUESS IT'S BECAUSE SHE KNOWS HOW TO SHIFT
<TranceHime> ...
<Kilgamyon> Get your own material, I already did a cow gag >:|
<Doyero> what?
* Dan_Makumo caves Kilga.
* Solamarle doesn't get it either
<Solamarle> ... ... oh.
<Dan_Makumo> Press shift for focused movement?
<Akira> I get it.
<Kilgamyon> Shift from human to hakutaku
<TranceHime> That was bad, Dan.
<Doyero> yeah
<Akira> It's just bad. <_<;;;
<Dan_Makumo> Exactly.
<Ranmilia> STOP MAKING COW KEINE JOKES, THEY'RE ANCIENT HISTORY.

<Kilgamyon> <Benny1> CAN ONE OF YU KARI ME TO MY BED?
<Benny1> NO THANKS, I THINK I KU(n) WALK
<Kilgamyon> ARE YOU SURE? YOU RAN SEVERAL MILES IN YOUR WORKOUT EARLIER TODAY
<Dan_Makumo> BETTER NOT TAKE THE CHENCE
<Benny1> WELL, IF I FALL, WILL ONE OF YOU PATCH ME UP?
<Ranmilia> THE SDM GOT A GRAND PIANO RECENTLY, AND EVERYONE THERE'S BEEN LEARNING TO PLAY IT.
<Solamarle> SORRY BENNY, NO KEINE DO
<Benny1> AYAYAYAYA
<Benny1> WELL, IF I DON"T SIGN ON TOMORROW, I"LL LEAVE A KI UNDER MY DOORMAT SO YOU GUYS CAN SAVE ME
<Ranmilia> FLAN WILL ONLY DO PIECES IN A MINOR KEY, BUT PATCHOULI PREFERS CHORDS.
<Dan_Makumo> Benny> Sanae a problem fer a Scotsman like meself
<Ranmilia> MEILING POUNDS THE KEYS A LITTLE TOO HARD, LEAVING THE MISTRESS TO FIX THEM WHEN IT'S HER TURN.
<Ranmilia> THE REAL SURPRISE IS SAKUYA, THOUGH.
<Ranmilia> EVERYONE THOUGHT SHE'D BE A NATURAL, BUT ALL SHE EVER WANTS TO PLAY ON IT IS DO RE MI.

<Kilgamyon> SO SUWAKO JOINED THE GENSOKYO BASEBALL TEAM AS THE NEW CATCHER
<Kilgamyon> BUT IN HER FIRST PRACTICE, SHE HAD 7 PASSED BALLS
<Kilgamyon> THEN SHE NOTICED KANAKO HAD PUT A CURSE ON HER GLOVE AS A JOKE
<Kilgamyon> SO SHE SAID "GODDAMN MITT"

<Ranmilia> SUIKA ATTEMPTED TO COMPOSE A PIECE FOR THE PRISMRIVER'S NEXT CONCERT.  ALAS, ONLY ONE OF THE THREE SISTERS LIKED IT.
<Ranmilia> THE OTHER TWO SAID THE HORNS WERE TOO PROMINENT.

[AhKi]

[00:43] <Jiu> Oh, I hate Parsee's second to last spellcard
[00:43] <Jiu> That thing shouldn't exist
01[00:43] <AhKi> wut the double one?
01[00:43] <AhKi> where there are two of her?
[00:44] <Jiu> Yeah
[00:44] <RMSephy> The double one isn't so bad as long as you don't shoot the wrong one. :O
01[00:44] <AhKi> Actually
[00:44] <Jiu> That's the problem!
01[00:44] <AhKi> Yeah
01[00:44] <AhKi> But. He's a panda.
[00:44] <Mefidex> Pandas don't have the attention span to notice which is which
01[00:44] <AhKi> He can't see in color.
[00:44] <Jiu> Actually the bigger problem is the big green balls
01[00:44] <AhKi> Dodge them you coward.
[00:44] <Mefidex> They're both aimed at you
[00:44] <Jiu> I'm not colorblind >.>
01[00:44] <AhKi> So you think
[00:44] <Jiu> And I do dodge them
01[00:44] <AhKi> There are more than two colors, you fool.
01[00:44] <AhKi> XD
[00:45] <Jiu> They are aimed at you?
[00:45] <Jiu> MEFI, TELL ME THESE THINGS EARLIER
[00:45] <Mefidex> It's not that hard to tell
[00:45] <Mefidex> I guess maybe it is for a panda

[Solamarle]

With bits elided.

<Dan_Maku> They're great, 4chan's cooking board came to /tg/ and gave the recipe as a present. And it doesn't turn into fire! :D
<Dan_Maku> 4 tbsp flour, 4 tbsp sugar, 2 tbsp cocoa powder. 2 tbsp oil, 2 tbsp water. Put it all in a mug. Blend it really really thoroughly, and then microwave it for a minute and a half. Result is gooey and delicious one-serving brownie
<Akira> Can you use curry powder instead?
<Akira> To make a block of curry?
<Yukari-sama> ....
<Jiu> o.o
<ShadowKnight> Ciel?
<Akira> ...actually... that sounds absolutely amazing. O_O
<Akira> I am... not going to look into that. <_<
<Yukari-sama> 2 tablespoons of curry powder?
<Jiu> Curry flavored brownie...
<Solamarle> That ... doesn't sound good at all.
<Solamarle> ...
<Solamarle> I hate you AKira.
<Yukari-sama> Substitute salt for the sugar!
<Solamarle> No, I'm not going to try it :<
<Jiu> EVEN CURRY SEE THE SOLA BROWNIE IS A BAD IDEA

[C.G.]

Why every time I start messing around with Hatbot, hilarity is bound to happen?


<CG> Hatbot, who's my victim for today?
<Jiu> We*
<Hatbot> I'm not sure, but I think you're referring to Mefidex, CG.
<CG> Got it.
* CG throws a pie against Mefidex.
<ShadowKnight> Hatbot, should I go spy?
<Hatbot> As I see it, yes, ShadowKnight.
* ShadowKnight puts on disguise
* ShadowKnight is now known as Jiuu
<CG> Hatbot, who should I throw this bomb at?
<Hatbot> It's definitely Solamarle, CG.
* CG throws a bomb at Solamarle.
<Jiuu> Hey, people!
<CG> Look, a Panda!
<CG> Let's take it to the Zoo and adopt it
<Jiuu> Yay!
* Jiu wrenches Shadow.
<Jiuu> What about the other panda?
<Jiuu> Arrrrrrgh!
* Jiuu dies
* CG has a bambo stick, but doesn't know who to give it to anymore.
<Beany_cat> Ziu Panda
<CG> Hatbot, who's the real Panda?
<Hatbot> I'm not sure, but I think you're referring to %Ruka-food, CG.
<CG> ... Ruka is a Panda?
* Mima spits coffee.
<CG> Ok, redoing question.
* Jiuu is now known as shadowKnight
<CG> Hatbot, who's the panda: Jiu or Shadow?
* Mima dons monocle.
<Beany_cat> Jiu is a spy
<Hatbot> Wasn't that Orin, CG?
<Mima> It appears, we have a panda epidemic disease upon us
<Beany_cat> A pandamic
<Mima> Right, time to break some legs
<Mima> and arms
<Mima> and every bone in your body
<CG> Hatbot, Jiu or Shadow, who's the Panda?
<Hatbot> I'm not sure, but I think you're referring to Taishyr, CG.
* Mima lawyer-points
<Mima> BAD PUNS NO
<Beany_cat> Hatbot, you'd make a good prosecutor.
<Hatbot> Whose stash did you raid, Beany_cat?
<shadowKnight> Hatbot, are you a panda?
<Hatbot> My reply is no, shadowKnight.
<shadowKnight> Hatbot, am I a panda?
<CG> Of course, everyone is a Panda, except Hatbot.
<Hatbot> I tend to doubt it, shadowKnight.
* Yukari-sama returns.
<Hatbot> Where did you come up with THAT gem, CG?
<Beany_cat> FUCK, HATBOT IS ONTO ME
<Mima> Hatbot, Yukari is a panda?
<Hatbot> I'm not sure. What do you mean, Mima?
<Mima> Hatbot, Yukari is the true panda?
<Hatbot> I'd tend to think so, Mima.
* Mima gasps/
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> You know he lies like Tewi playing Portal, Mima.
<CG> ok, so, Shadow and Hatbot are not pandas, everyone else is a Panda.
<Mima> Cat -> Fox -> Panda
<Yukari-sama> Hatbot never tells the truth, however.
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> I'm a cloud of bullets. ...sometimes.
<Yukari-sama> Hatbot, steak tonight?
<Hatbot> It is decidedly so, Yukari-sama.
<Beany_cat> Hatbot, are you my mommy?
<Hatbot> Don't count on it, Beany_cat.
<Beany_cat> ;_;
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> ...oho
<Mima> Hatbot, raid the cupboards for chocolate?
<Jiu> So fish tonight, Hal?
<Hatbot> Don't count on it, Mima.
<CG> You let Hatbot dictate what you eat, Yukari?
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Hatbot, tail?
<Hatbot> Without a doubt, The_Lost_And_The_Danned.
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> You got it.
<Mima> Lying Hatbot = Yes chocolate
* The_Lost_And_The_Danned shoots Beany's tail off
<shadowKnight> Hatbot, what kind of hat do you wear?
<Hatbot> The answer is blowing in the wind.
<Beany_cat> Wow.
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> XD
<Beany_cat> That is a beautiful response.
<CG> That answer is so fitting
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Hatbot, would you make me a sandwich?
<Hatbot> I have a headache. Ask me later, The_Lost_And_The_Danned.
<shadowKnight> Hatbot, how about a SANDVICH?
<Hatbot> How am I supposed to know? I'm just a shoddily constructed program, and you expect me to know that, shadowKnight?
<Beany_cat> Hatbot, why am I naked?
<Hatbot> Because.
<shadowKnight> Hatbot, om nom nom?
<Hatbot> I think so, shadowKnight.
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Hatbot, do you work with the UPS? 'cause I coulda sworn I saw you checking out my package!
<Hatbot> That's just plain impossible, The_Lost_And_The_Danned!
<CG> Today is Hatbot's torture day. How do you feel, Hatbot?
* shadowKnight is now known as ShadowKNight
<Hatbot> Ask me when I care, CG.
<ShadowKNight> Hatbot, OM NOM NOM?
<Hatbot> Most likely, ShadowKNight.
* ShadowKNight is now known as ShadowKnight
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Hatbot, how much does a polar bear weigh?
<Hatbot> I could tell you that, The_Lost_And_The_Danned, but then I'd have to kill you.
<Yukari-sama> Hatbot, are you a sandvich?
<Hatbot> I'm not sure. Can you repeat the question, Yukari-sama?
<Beany_cat> Hatbot, were you a victim of blunt trauma?
<Hatbot> I have a headache. Ask me later, Beany_cat.
<ShadowKnight> Hatbot, KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM?
<Hatbot> I'm not sure. What do you mean, ShadowKnight?
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> ...AHAHAHAHA
<CG> AHAHAHAH
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Beany_cat:
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Hatbot, were you a victim of blunt trauma?
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Hatbot:
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> I have a headache. Ask me later, Beany_cat.
<Hatbot> I tend to doubt it, The_Lost_And_The_Danned.
<Hatbot> I'll pick , The_Lost_And_The_Danned.
* The_Lost_And_The_Danned LULZ
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Hatbot, how much does a polar bear weigh?
<Hatbot> You're asking me, The_Lost_And_The_Danned? You really must be desperate.
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> About enough to break the ice. What's your name?
<ShadowKnight> Hatbot, do your pokemon cards bring all the nerds to the yard?
<Hatbot> As I see it, yes, ShadowKnight.
<Jiu> Hatbot, do you follow the three laws of robotics?
<Hatbot> Without a doubt, Jiu.
<CG> Hatbot, what's your name?
<Hatbot> Huh? Were you talking to me, CG?
<Beany_cat> Hatbot, where is my automobile?
<Hatbot> In the back of the fridge. Watch out for the baked beans, Beany_cat, I could have sworn they were moving earlier.
<CG> AHAHAHAH
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Hatbot, what is your quest?
<Hatbot> 42.
<CG> It'sa laughing festival in Skype
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> ...oh, he's good.
<ShadowKnight> Hatbot, are you a black scottish cyclops?
<Hatbot> I have a headache. Ask me later, ShadowKnight.
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Hatbot, what is your favorite color?
<Hatbot> 42.
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> ...
<ShadowKnight> Too drunk, eh?
* The_Lost_And_The_Danned aneurism
<Beany_cat> Hatbot, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
<Hatbot> The answer is blowing in the wind.
<CG> AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH
<Jiu> O.o
* CG is running out of air
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Hatbot, Jiu wanted to see you.
<Hatbot> If you say so, The_Lost_And_The_Danned.
* Mima is back!
<Mima> With toast
<ShadowKnight> Hatbot, are you male?
<Hatbot> I can answer that, ShadowKnight, but are you sure you really want to know?
<Mima> Lots of toast
<ShadowKnight> Hatbot, would you like toast?
<Hatbot> Without a doubt, ShadowKnight.
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Should I try skyping with you people?
<Beany_cat> Hatbot, why does it burn when I pee?
<Hatbot> That happened yesterday, Beany_cat. Get with the times.
<ShadowKnight> Mima, give him toast.
<Mima> no
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Hatbot, Hatbot.
<Hatbot> If you say so, The_Lost_And_The_Danned.
<ShadowKnight> Hatbot, do you want to hurt Mima?
<CG> Dan: YES
<Hatbot> I can answer that, ShadowKnight, but are you sure you really want to know?
<CG> Hatbot, are you a boy or girl?
<Hatbot> Most likely, CG.
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Snap!
<ShadowKnight> Hatbot, to be or not to be?
<Hatbot> As I see it, yes, ShadowKnight.
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Okay how do I connect to you people.
<Beany_cat> Hatbot, why are my DOOM SENSORS CRITICAL?
<Hatbot> Because.
<CG> give us your money and username
<ShadowKnight> Hatbot, how much money do you have?
<Hatbot> You're asking me, ShadowKnight? You really must be desperate.
<Beany_cat> Hatbot, will you marry me?
<Hatbot> Most certainly, Beany_cat.
<CG> This is another long pages of quotes for the forums
<ShadowKnight> Hatbot, would you go with me if I was a prostitute?
<Hatbot> I'd tend to think so, ShadowKnight.
<Beany_cat> !!!!
<Mima> !
<Mima> Congratulations
<Beany_cat> Hatbot, when should we have the wedding?
<Hatbot> Do you really think you should be asking me that right now, Beany_cat?
<ShadowKnight> Hatbot, are you hat for Hard Gay?
<Hatbot> Yes, ShadowKnight.
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Okay um I think it's... Emerald084
<ShadowKnight> Hatbot, ZIU PANDA?
<Hatbot> Not right now, ShadowKnight. Can it wait until later?
<CG> Hatbot, who's the best man for the wedding?
<Beany_cat> Hatbot, do we have to move to West Virginia?
<Hatbot> You may be talking about Orin, CG. I'd talk to them privately about that.
<Hatbot> Not right now, Beany_cat. Can it wait until later?
<ShadowKnight> Aww he's too busy with wedding
<CG> Hatbot, who's the priest for the wedding?
<Hatbot> It's definitely Taishyr, CG.
<CG> Hatbot, who'll take the rings to the altar?
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Hatbot, who do you think will pass out drunk in the punchbowl?
<Hatbot> It's definitely TMN, CG.
<Hatbot> You may be talking about %Benny1, The_Lost_And_The_Danned. I'd talk to them privately about that.
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> XD
<ShadowKnight> Hatbot, bachelor party?
<Beany_cat> Hatbot, I thought we were going to have a sexy party for a wedding?
<Hatbot> I'd count on it, Beany_cat.
<Hatbot> I'm not sure. What do you mean, ShadowKnight?
<CG> Hatbot, who'll play the piano?
<Hatbot> Wasn't that Ruka, CG?
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Hatbot, are you going to get wasted and do a striptease on the table again?
<Hatbot> I'm not sure. Can you repeat the question, The_Lost_And_The_Danned?
<ShadowKnight> Hatbot, will this turn into a hot orgy?
<Hatbot> Not right now, ShadowKnight. Can it wait until later?
<ShadowKnight> Hatbot, ORGY?!
<Hatbot> I think so, ShadowKnight.
<Mima> Hatbot, who will play the PIPE ORGAN
<Hatbot> Are you sure, Mima?
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Hatbot,  yaranaika?
<Hatbot> I'm not sure. What do you mean, The_Lost_And_The_Danned?
<CG> Hatbot, who'll stay outside, guarding cars?
<Hatbot> Wasn't that FallenV, CG?
<Yukari-sama> ...
<Beany_cat> Hatbot, can we have a threesome with Laggy?
<Mima> Hatbot, who will play the PIPE ORGAN?
<Hatbot> It is decidedly so, Beany_cat.
<Hatbot> You may be talking about Wongfly, Mima. I'd talk to them privately about that.
* Yukari-sama sets mode: -v Hatbot
<CG> Ooooh
<Beany_cat>
<TMN> having fun with bot i see!
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> I was waiting for that.
<Mima> Playtime's over kiods
<Mima> kids
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Playtime's over, kobolds
<CG> Now, to quote the entire conversations
<Mima> Time to let the newly engaged spend some time together
* Ruka is now known as Ruka-food
* Beany_cat is now known as Beany_catbot
<CG> Beany and Hatbot, sitting in a tree~
<ShadowKnight> Catbot, what kind of bot are you?
<CG> K-I-S-S-I-*shot*
<The_Lost_And_The_Danned> Beany_catbot... either you changed your last name, or bot commands are an STD.
<Beany_catbot> I'm not sure, The_Lost_And_The_Danned, but I'm pretty sure it's something snipers get neutered for.

[E-mouse]

[23:03] Syanhai: Or Embodiment of Scarlet Manhood.
[23:03] Dan_Maku: ...
[23:03] Ruka: ...
[23:03] Dan_Maku: I'll kill you, Wong.
[23:03] Chen|Writing: I love you, Wong.
[23:03] Cirno: plot twist, Mannosuke is a girl? o-o
[23:04] Dan_Maku: THE LAST THING YOU SEE WILL BE MY CANE, DESCENDING
[23:04] Yukari-sama: That's going to encourage him, Dan.
[23:04] Syanhai: Perfect Manhood Blossom.
[23:04] Syanhai: Imperishable Manhood.
[23:04] Cirno: Mountain of Manhood
[23:04] Inu_Sakuya: Imperishable Manhood
[23:04] Chen|Writing: We need like 10-koma of all of these
[23:04] Syanhai: Phantasmagoria of Manhood Viewing.
[23:04] Dan_Maku: Hal, punish him.
[23:04] Ruka: Subterranean Manhood?
[23:04] Inu_Sakuya: Scarlet Manhood Rhapsody
[23:04] Syanhai: Shoot the Manhood.
[23:04] Cirno: Manhood Animism XD
[23:04] Dan_Maku: WITH PLEASURE
[23:04] Inu_Sakuya: Immaterial and Absolute Manhood
[23:04] * Dan_Maku shoots Wong in the Wang
[23:04] EilaHime: Manhood Land Story
[23:04] Cirno: do you KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!?
[23:04] Chen|Writing: Shoot the Manhood should be the final one.
[23:04] Cirno: manhood animism would be like believing that man parts have souls XD or something
[23:05] Chen|Writing: "OH FUCK, AYA HAS A SHOTGUN"
[23:05] Inu_Sakuya: Concealed the Manhood
[23:05] Syanhai: Immaterial and Missing Manhood.
[23:05] Yukari-sama: That reminds me.
[23:05] Cirno: Story of Eastern Manhood? o-o
[23:05] Yukari-sama: Since fonts are done, I should run PR.
[23:05] Kilgamyon: She's covered wars, you know.
[23:05] Inu_Sakuya: PR?
[23:05] EilaHime: Highly Responsive to MANHOOD.
[23:05] Cirno: .... HIGHLY RESPONSIVE TO MANHOOD
[23:05] Cirno: <3!

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